their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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