You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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