I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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