Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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