This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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