doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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