: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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