The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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