No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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