I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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