Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
