He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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