Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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