Just cropdusted the office
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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