I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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