I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
this hospital has no fireball
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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