I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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