Don't make out with my wife yet
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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