Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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