guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Sext me about skeletons
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize