Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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