check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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