***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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