Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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