She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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