On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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