these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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