sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
love makes seman taste better
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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