3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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