i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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