In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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