I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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