maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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