Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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