Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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