have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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