there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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