my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
