When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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