I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
zippers are such a cool invention
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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