The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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