dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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