Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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