All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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