I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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