what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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