so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
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So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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