what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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