Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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