Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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