i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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