Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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