My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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