Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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