Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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