That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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